Sitting at my cousin's party,Dreaming of another place;Tiny flat in IslingtonAnd Gerry's balls against my face.Taking notes at Monday's conference;Sunday's threesome on my mind.God it was fantastic havingOne in front and one behind!Standing on the bus stop wonderingWhy I've such an urge to suck.J said David called this morning -That means three tonight, with luck!Now it's been a fortnight,And I'm desperate for some horny men.Nick and Chris are back on Friday;Do I have to wait till then?Only five more makes a hundred;Guess that means I'm pretty hot!Ought to make it someone special.Should I tell the guy or not?Sweaty, spunky, randy bastards -Fuck me, use me, take me rough!Call your friends, the more the better,'Cos I just can't get enough!!